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31-7-2025

Lilleplutt conference in Utrecht

Carlo Fourier Lilleplutt organizes the biggest Lilleplutt conference to date.

Written by: Zermelo Dedekind Lilleplutt

One of the great Lilleplutts of the world, Carlo Fourier Lilleplutt, organizes a Lilleplutt conference in Utrecht, the Netherlands. This conference will have as its theme the mathematical modeling of population rates and the prevention of accidental genocides using mathematical methods. This theme becomes more and more important as the number of Lilleplutts continues to rise. As Lilleplutt are very effective hunters there exists a risk of some kinds of birds being driven into extiniction. To prevent this scenario Carlo founded the Lilleplutt Center for Hunting Coordination (the LCfHC) two year ago. This center aims to regulate the hunting of the world's Lilleplutts via the Lilleplutt hivemind. The center has recently completed the implementation of the so called Prey Confirmation System. PCS makes sure all Lilleplutts ask permission before killing their prey. Because of PCS the effect of the Lilleplutts on the populations of all kinds of birds can now be controled from one central location.

The methods in use to model the populations of these birds are however still relatively primitive. For that reason the LCfHC aims to introduce new better methods in the coming three years. To kickstart this Carlo invites all Lilleplutt to think along during this conference. The conference will end with a talk by Carlo himself about the application of Fourier analysis to population modeling.

The conference will take place in the week of 11 august 2025. The precise location is communicated via the Lilleplutt hivemind to all participants. One can register by sending a message to Hilbert Peano Lilleplutt via the Lilleplutt hivemind. For Lilleplutts that can not be present in plutt all talks will also be broadcasted via the Lilleplutt hivemind.

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